Jesus is rizen-ed

Jesus will return on the Raptor!

He told this guy I know to tell someone entirely oblivious to me, kind of like a preacher, to email me about it with the explicit instructions that it end up in my spam folder. After a few months, I read it and it told me the truth.

Not proof enough for you?

God appeared to Mr. Oblivious in a dream. With a gasp, god entered into his soul. They softly spoke of a green lizard for which Jesus would mount and ride unto the ends of the earth, his name, "Steve". In spurts and stutters he sss-ssp-spo- sp... er, talked of this dream in which Jesus, and the dinosaur would come and show everyone the truth. In this magnificent moment Jesus would say, "Religion is bullshit."

Some say I made it all up. Maybe I did, but what if I didn't?

Words.

where do bad folks go when they die?

they don't go to heaven because angels lie

or down to the fire where the devil hides

everyone seems to be outside their minds

I'm inside mine?

Someday I'll find a way out of my mind

right now I don't want to be blind

though I sit around and fuck my head every night

I just wish that they were all out of my mind